Tuesday, April 19, 2011

WARNING

Warning: Attention All Workers

The following is true, no matter who you are, where you go, or what work you have to do:

If you have a TON of work due in the next 24 hours, your shitty, crappy nasty bed whose sheets you haven't washed in a month will magically transform into a Master Suite bed from the Marriott!
What ever you do, do NOT lay down, even for a minute.
It's the "minutes" that get you.

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